Max's Game Grinder: Vlog 2 - Transformers War For Cybertron

Max's Game Grinder: Transformers WFC Vlog 1

random pic: would you like to see my spicy pickle.

Light at the end of a dark tunnel

I got my court papers in the mail this morning, and it says that Serina will be permenetly turned over to the state of Texas. I'd rather she live with stranger than with Amy's family. I hate those fucks for trying to brain wash my baby doll. My child support came up in the court order...$125.00 a month...NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A DISCOUNT!!! originally it was 326 in Oklahoma. This order mean that I can afford to send her stuff like a that zune I bought for her. and hopefully a xbox360 for her birthday with xbox live so we can play games together. talk about some good father/daughter time. The best part of all this is I can still get her back. Hold on tight baby doll. this is gonna be a buppy ride, but it'll end honey... ;-)

Random pic: feeling disgusted with myself.

Failure

Why me??? Why are there forces out there that only live to see me fail? Why do they want to play keep away with my only child? When I found out that she was in foster care, I did everything in my power to get her out of there and into my home. Why do they want her to hate me? I left them all to live; I felt dead with them. Why didn't I take her with me? Why did I leave her behind? What have I done? At least I got a chance to be heard. Too bad she's not really listening. I want to run away. I can't look in the mirror anymore. What have I done? I failed you, baby doll. I'm so sorry that I wasn't there. I had to destroy and rebuild myself; I know it's no excuse, but it's the only one I got. Please don't hate me baby doll...PLEASE DON'T HATE ME.

Moving Right Along

Here's my child custody sitrep: I have finished school, got a good paying job as well as my wife, signed up for parenting classes starting in July, what's left... Oh yeah; a place for us to call home and an established father/daughter relationship. I haven't been able to speak to my daughter almost two months now and I'm starting to get worried; not to mention that my mind is racing, thinking that my daughter hates me and wants nothing to do with me. God help me stay on the right path so that she doesn't have to live with stranger for the rest of her life and please help her see past all of the lies her mother said about me and that she sees that I'm fighting tooth and nail to give her a good life.

Testicle Man and Tea Parties

So Far...So Tired

Last night was my first graveyard shift at BoaTRACS inc. The good news is I didn't feel a "crash" til the end of the shift, which was around 7a.m.; the bad news is I may have a slight case of insomnia because I'm having trouble sleeping. I was able to get some rack at around noon, but then I was bombarded by text messages. I've been able to get 2 good power naps in but I'm not sure if that will be enough. Hopefully after the end of this week my body should adjust to my new sleep pattern.

Jabbawokies PYT Talent Show

random pic: bj's pizza is the shit.

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random pic: mexican trojan horse.

Boatracs: So Far, So Good

I started to work for Boatracs on monday; it was the first time I've even heard of the company. What they basically do is sell antennas with texting terminals originally designed for big rig trucks to fleets of boats.Turns out that these texting terminals (qualcomm Omnitracs) work better on the boats than other marine antennas. My job is to make sure that the omnitracs are responding and updating at all times since every boat is required by to have. The omnitracs can send and receive text messages like I mentioned earlier, but the text has to be all CAPS and can't contain special characters (!@#$%^&*(). I'll be doing this overnight, so it can get interesting; I hope. I do plan to record some vlogs about the job so you all can see what my routine is.
bye for now :)

random pic: watching a game of warhammer. i need to look more into this for a future episode a famss.

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Signs

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Flunky and Max $terling steal some signs and enter a bar contest. featuring "word salad", the new single from max sterling.

Signs

randome pic: the chef thinks i'm super.

The Fantastic Heather Baxter

I wanted to share this with all of you:
~MaxSterling Apr 11, 2010, 8:57:58 AM
I heard you were coming down to check out your sis' baby. I want our friendship to start clean. I know what you've heard and it's not true so please let all that behind you. I've change since then. I know I've said mean things to you and I'm very sorry. We were friends for a long time. I can never hate no matter how hard I try. I'm always going to be artie's friend so I'm always going to be somewhat part of you kid's. I'm currently fighting disparately to get my daughter back and I really want you to be apart of her life. Can we start over?

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R.I.P. Darkiron 12/20/07
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`Adsero 5 days 1 hour ago
No, just no, what part do any of you not understand? I -hate- california and -everyone- in it, including my family to some degree. That place is a rotten hell hole and you will all die in it and I will not be joining you guys in the festivities. My only reason to ever return there is drop the kids off and pick them up once a year. That's it. I have no other business with you or anyone else there, ever again.

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Mood: Love ~MaxSterling 1 minute 3 seconds ago
I love you too heather Fusco...that is still your name isn't it? Does your kids know that you're on a 24/7 rag? I think you should get used to me since I've been here since the late 90's. I was trying to be nice but evidently you still wanna be a bitch to me for no fucking reason at all. you are right about one thing, this is hell, I should know since I'm the fucking devil around here. You're window is closed.
PS I thought about you the whole time my dick was in your sister's ass.

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R.I.P. Darkiron 12/20/07


Apparently my friend's ex-wife believes in a rumor that I slept with her sister. NOT TRUE!!! We were friends for years and all of a sudden we're enemies. Pretty cool huh?

random pic: i look like stephen king

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random pic: my daughter and me. I miss her so much.

random pic: ride the disco stick.

random pic: shh... Jesus is watching.

random pic: the king and I

random pic: FUCK KINKOS! McMillan elementry school printer

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AFlunky and Max $terling Throw a Party

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In order to get a feel for a live audience, Our Heros throw a Birthday party and put their skills to work. Featuring Arthur Johnson.

random pic: when the going gets tough...

random pic: ever had this happen to you? the HDMI imput sometimes gets alittle with the colors; it's a seldome event, but funny because it happens so unexpectedly.

Max $terling: College Graduate

Sounds pretty weird, doesn't it? I don't officially have the degree in yet, but I'm told that I'm a college graduate;
So why don't I feel better about myself?
It doesn't feel any better when you have your intern supervisor want to hire you for peanuts. I was told that I should not settle for anything less than 13 an hour and this supervisor, who literally give me all of his work and tell me constantly that I'm the shit all of a sudden tell me that I'm worth 9 dollars an hour? WTF!?!?!?!?
It's funny how cool you are to someone until you want him/her to pay you.
I'm off today to my alma mater to look for some work. I'll let you all know how that goes.

Random pic: watch as the amazing boots BLOWS away a storm trooper.

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Food For Dance

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Our Heros embrace themselves in to Hawaiian culture before smearing pop culture

My U.E.I. College Externship Experience

It's been a week and a half since U.E.I. College sent me on my externship at Sanchez Computers and so far so good. Since day one Oscar (my extern supervisor and owner of Sanchez Computers) has called me an expert, and I've been able to impress him multiple times when it came to hardware diagnostics and repair.

On Friday, Oscar asked my what my plans were once the externship was finished, and I told him that I needed to find something quick, for I'm in a custody battle for my daughter and having a good paying job is essential to getting her back; he asked me what I wanted, I told him 15 sounds reasonable, but then he told me that I'm asking for too much and that he starts his techs at 10; I then told him that I cannot except 10.

I'm thinking about telling Oscar that I will settle for 12.50 (500 dollars a week), but he must hire me immediately and not wait for my externship to finish; If I am as good as he says I am, why wait to give me what I need? U.E.I. college will only allow me to work 8 hours a day and 40 hours a week, but Oscar needs me on Saturdays as well, so me not showing up on Saturdays making his workload increase should motivate him to give me a reasonable job offer.

random pick: you ever parked your car the same time that a friend you were meeting was parking his?

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Randome pic: A few years ago, I was forced to give up my supervisor position because I wouldn't rat on people; now they were forced to scatter like rats on a sinking ship. Now that's what I call Justice.

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Failing the CompTIA A+ Essentials

I took the 220-601 yesterday; I got a 670 meaning I missed it by 5 f***ing points. Here's the subjects they said I missed:
2.1 Identify the fundamental principles of using laptops and portable devices.
4.1 Identify the fundamental principles of using printers and scanners.
1.3 Identify tools, diagnostic procedures and troubleshooting techniques for personal computer components.
2.3 Identify tools. basic diagnostic procedures and troubleshooting techniques and portable devices.
6.4 perform preventive maintenance for computer security.
8.1 use good communication skills including listening and tact/discretion, when communicating with customers and colleagues.
6.3 identify tool, diagnostic procedures and troubleshooting techniques for security.
4.2 identify basic concepts of installing, configuring, optimizing and upgrading printers and scanners.
2.2 install, configure, optimize and upgrade laptops and portable devices.
6.1identify the fundamental principles of security.
7.2 identify potential hazards and implement proper safety procedures including ESD precautions and procedures, safe work environment and equipment handling.
6.2 install, configure, upgrade and optimize security.
5.1 identify the fundamental principles of networks.
3.3 identify tools, diagnostic procedures and troubleshooting techniques for operating systems.
`.4 perform preventive maintenance on personal computer components.
7.3 identify proper disposal procedures for batteries, display devices and chemical solvents and cans.
3.1 identify the fundamentals of using operating systems.
3.4 perform preventive maintenance on operating system.
8.2 use job-related professional behavior including notation of privacy, confidentiality and respect for the customer and customer's property.
3.2 install, configure, optimize and upgrade operating systems.
1.1 identify the fundamental priciples of using personal computers.

Here are the questions that I remember. Keep in mind that I don't remember these word for word, but they are in the ballpark:

-what to do if you're working on a computer and you see that he/she has been saving passwords on their desktop
-what do you do if you see confidential documents on a client's desk
-types of fiber optic cabling
-location of display driver properties
-three types of commands in ASR
-Explaining something to a customer who doesn't know anything about computers
-what the first thing to check if you can't print something on a client's print device
-what's the first thing to check if a computer turns on and turns off after a few minutes
-what's the first thing to say when answering the phone
-what class is 255.255.0.0
-what to check when a router is unresponsive but the modem is responsive
-how long should you stay on the phone with the customer
-what's the best way to install a CPU
-how does a microwave interfere with a wifi signal
-the best way to temporarily assign an automatic ip address
-cheapest way to extend a network to a clients whom is just out or LAN range.
-what's used to terminate coax cabling
-two commands that run registry editor
-three best ways to optimize your system
-what considered a hardware bus(not a networking question)
-what uses light to move data on a network
-what happens when someone in your network has a different ip address than what was originally assigned to him/her
-what part of the hard disk stores data
-why can't power user access every file on a network
-what to do when you have two non-functioning switches are connected to the access point
-Mbps on an 802.11b
-the best way to wipe a hard drive on a computer being sold over the internet
-the most important thing to do when selling a used computer
-what command is used for displaying all hidden files
-two major difference between laptop and desktop CPUs
-what's the default drive letter used when an external hdd is plugged into a computer with a logical partition
-the best thing to do when installing a PnP printer
-two types of authentication(biometrics...etc)
-the best method for backing up a laptop with a docking station used at home and office
-what the first thing damaged on a desktop caused by ESD
-minimum xp installation requirements
-how to updated windows 2000 from service pack 2 to service pack 4
-lowest video resolution on windows xp
-what's kind of network is used for just a home and nowhere else
-what's a good method for keeping a client's computer running at peak performance
-where's a good place for storing backups
-when should you run updates on a fresh windows 2000 install
-what's the fastest way to transfer data between clients wirelessly

This is all that I can remember for now. I know for a fact that there were no irq, com, or modem command bull**** on this exam. And furthermore I can't stand to hear anyone say that this test was easy. IT'S NOT!!! You really have to read the questions twice because the a**holes who wrote the question love to throw curve balls and trick questions. Don't believe the hype....study til your brain falls out, and then study some more. THAT MCGRAW HILL BOOK DOESN'T HELP FOR S*** EITHER; I took the practice exams on the CD and I averaged 88%; look were it got me...a 670. I don't even know how many I got right.

if you passed, don't rub it in by saying the A+ essentials is easy...F*** YOU IF YOU SAY THAT THE A+ IS EASY!!!